plummer's paradox

A plummer's paradox is a situation that, upon first inspection, appears to be paradoxical, but in fact is not at all.

Ex:
"After she broke her jaw in that car accident, she couldn't chew, and could barely swallow. But she didn't starve; to the contrary she was well fed. What a paradox!"
"Ah, you mean a plummer's paradox. Of course, they kept her tube-fed."

by jowjow November 4, 2013

Zoe Plummer

A teenage quoran. Who is known for being weird in general. Always willing to lean an ear. I hear she's a great friend.

Her name on Quora is Zoe Morrison

Damn bro that was like Zoe Plummer 2.0

by theidiotwhomakespeoplefamous September 26, 2020

Dirty Plummer

While in the process of receiving oral sex. The individual lets a nasty wet fart out.

while she was giving me realy good like I mean really good oral sex. I Dirty Plummer her and she still went to town and it didn't even phase her.

by meltingsnowman April 20, 2009

A plummer

A complete knob jockey thats got too much time on his hands and has to come to this site and put his friends up for ridicule, unfortunatly being said person also means all his friendships are through pity. A real class crap bastard

you fucking sad plummer like shit

by him October 6, 2003

Charlie Plummer

Charlie Faulkner Plummer is an American actor. Born in May 24, 1999

He appears in hulu's series "looking for Alaska" also He's veeeeeery handsom and so talented

(If you're Charlie... Hi!)

A: what's your favorite Charlie Plummer's movie?
B: Words in a Bathroom walls!

A OMG, I love that movie!

B: Yeah, he's damn amazing!

by Sweetcheeks28 September 7, 2021

grant plummer

A gay boy who cant get a girl

Grant plummer is a gay boy

by Fjhweifjwekljfiowe March 8, 2017

Zoe Plummer

A rare creature who eats plastic. Also tends to have no common sense and love being mean for fun

Look! It's Zoe Plummer

by theidiotwhomakespeoplefamous September 26, 2020