plums

n. Balls. Globes. Happy sacks.

"If you've finished polishing the captain, you could have a suck on my plums"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

plums

the testicles

Make sure you don't hit the plums of your opponent in the ring.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010

Plumming

Plumming is where an alpha human grasps a plum firmly and shoves it hard into someone’s arse so their anus starts bleeding and they start urinating

Oh my fuk Keith’s had a plumming

by Clitflab July 9, 2019

Plum

A person who is dumb.

Max drops his computer and Dennis says. 'What the fuck are ya doing, ya plum!"

by beastz April 25, 2017

Plum

Plum:

A word used to emphasize or draw attention to the following word, especially in a positive setting, although it can be used in a variety of settings.

Person 1: I got the job!
person 2: Thats plum awesome!

or alternatively

Person 1: She dumped me on by birthday dude...
person 2: Thats plum lame

by plum... March 22, 2009

Plum

A female of asian heritage that is incredibly attractive, small, soft and silky.

That asian lady over there is such a plum.

by Boosty May 7, 2017

Plums

As in mums g but lykeee plumssss gggg

‘Yeh g trust me mummies plumies you already know’

‘Yeh broooo plumssssss life and all of dar’

‘Plums g’

by Brandilove April 28, 2021