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picking the plaque

When picking, or scratching, the plaque off of one's teeth to clean one's teeth of bacteria. This is usually done when one feels bumpy stuff on his/her teeth which is plaque or when one cannot brush one's teeth properly.

There are a few ways to do it:

1. Going to the dentist every 6 months.
2. Using one's nail to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
3. Using a sharp object of some sort to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
4. Any other way one would like.
One : Hey your teeth have gotten whiter, lately.
Two : Yeah! I've been picking the plaque everyday!
One : Wow! That's nice. My dentist doesn't even do that for me because he's so cheap.
Two : It's a lot better doing it yourself because it's more reliable and it's a free daily ticket to white teeth!
by Choysen July 25, 2010
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Plaque Conspiracy

Humorous justification for one's lack of teeth or dental health.
Teeth are for gay people, that's why they're collected by fairies. Don't believe me? That's the plaque conspiracy.
by SlowAsBalls2 April 2, 2010
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DAMN GIRL YOU GOT SOME NICE PURELY WHITES, DOWN FOR SOME PLAQUETESTING?

GUY 1: what were you doing last night?

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Chubby ass 5'4 streamer who feeds only on cookies
"Yo bruh have do yk plaqueboymax?"

"Yuh hes the cookie monster"

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buttcrack-plaque

the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.
bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O

ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!
by jameseepoo December 2, 2010
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piquerism

the act of achieving sexual pleasure from penetrating the body with sharp objects, such as pins, nails, stilletos,etc. The sharp object is symbolic of the penis.
the serial killer, Albert Fish, suffered from piquerism. He enjoyed sticking long needles into his groin area and enjoy being spanked with a board that had long nails attached to it.
by helen yehtac May 28, 2006
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