Peenish

A small penis. Not quite big enough to be a dick but it has a head and works...I guess. Definitely not a satisfying mouthful.

Poor dude got shafted. He only has a 3" peenish.

by HeauxRemover October 8, 2021

Beenis Peenis

When someone's cock looks more like a bean than a peen.

Aww mate you've got a mega Beenis Peenis, what is that!!!

by n_W1 November 15, 2022

Peenish

When something is kind of peen, but not quite.

"He is kind of a dick, but not really, he is peenish."

by Sofa48 May 11, 2019

pweenis

the skin of the forearm just before the weenis. aka Pre-Weenis skin.

"Hey man, your weenis is at the elbow!"
"Nah dude, this is my pweenis."

by StJimmy101 August 4, 2007

Peeniss

The Collapsable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup!

Your in traffic and your kid needs to pee Mommy Mommy I gotta go Potty! You reach in your purse and pull out you guessed it your Collapasable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup! And you say Pee n iss!

by Cyn D June 11, 2005

plenis

when your skin is a different colour than your penis

tyler “what colour is your penis”
colin “i don’t have a penis i got a plenis it’s brown as fuck”

by colinsplenis January 28, 2020

Peenisy

Tired or weak after getting some dick.

(Originated in Dallas, Tx)

“Bitch I’m peenisy weak”

by Martin Luther Peen February 1, 2021