Planchon

Adj ; To be fat, obese, flabby, annoying. Also to be very addicted to diet coke.

Man, that teacher seems so planchon. I hope I never have her.

Boy, she drinks alot of coke. She must be so planchon. I bet Diet Coke makes up 50% of her bodily fluids.

by captaincrank24 June 22, 2009

paunch

A large belly or gut that sticks out, particularly on a man and hangs over his boxers.

*middle aged man with a large hairy belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a paunch on that gut'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big hairy belly while making fun of the man for his oversized gut*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016

plunch

An increasingly popular term derived from the acts to plough and to lunch. The meaning is to engage in a session of sexual intercourse after (or with) lunch. Can also be applied to dinner (plinner) and breakfast (ploughfast).

I invited that cheerleader over and we enjoyed a long plunch.

by Osi Umenyiora April 27, 2009

Planchar

A creature that scratches uncontrollably, brags about amazing test scores, and loves to stand in front of the tv.

Stupid Planchar came in and tapped my foot when i was trying to hook up with a chick

by Pappa Planch December 12, 2009

Plunchies

Characterized by the insatiable need for food while on the plane.

Flight attendant: Would you like to purchase a snack?
Me: *thinks about my gnarly plunchies*

ABSOLUTELY

OR
Man, while I was on the plane I ate so much I couldn’t get rid of my plunchies.

by PoptheMolly January 6, 2020

plunch

When someone punches you during lunch

Speaker 1: Why does Joe have a black eye?
Speaker 2: My mum plunched him yesterday

by Matheew77 June 11, 2020

pandy-paunch

Rotund mid-section due to overindulgence and Covid lock-down related inactivity.

the button popped of my jacket because of my pandy-paunch

by lynxmonkey May 5, 2022