Platoon of whores

A groups of skanky hoes who twerk around cop cars

Hey check out that platoon of whores!

by dan bradders June 11, 2019

Tuna Platoon

-A group of women who seem to smell like a combination of fresh water tuna and . Stay away from these women because they will not hesitate to have sexual relations with you in order to obtain your stash of cheeseburgers.

-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.

1.

"What's that smell, Brian?"

"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."

by rpskrilla October 7, 2011

goon platoon

When your brave enough to drink goon your classified as a souljah, and your mates also join, making a platoon, in this platoon u guys battle the taste of cheap goon WEEKLY, only the true souljahz will survive, goon on

what's doing tonigh?
nothing, lets get the goon platoon together and goon it up ay

by Leony symo October 9, 2008

One platoon wonder

the most knowledgeable part of a NAVY S.E.A.L.s career the moment he returns from his first deployment when he now knows everything about being a S.E.A.L. and needs zero fucking guidance from anybody at all regardless of their rank or experience level.

Thank god we got so many fucking one platoon wonders. telling us what we do. it is just impossible to think how we ever fought the war without them. Lets all grow beards never cut our hair and tell the C.O. to go fuck himself. It must be the right thing to do I mean thats what the one platoon wonders want.

by captain fucko February 6, 2010

shat on my platoon

A common phrase similar in meaning to 'pissed on my fire', 'burst my bubble' or 'rain on my parade' but on a larger, more revolting scale

'Excuse me, did that gentleman conclusively disprove your life's work, thus rendering it meaningless?'

'Yeah man he totally shat on my platoon'

by Grizzly Q O'Fool May 4, 2009

2 Girls 1 Platoon

When 2 hot tag chasing female best friends vow to have sexual relations with a whole platoon.

Brandi and Nikki are so going 2 Girls 1 Platoon on Ft. Rucker.

by tagchaserbby05 June 22, 2010

platoon push

When the majority or entire infantry platoon runs a train a random whore

Hey man wasn't that platoon push awesome last night?

Yeah it was sweet, but I was last so i had to rub one side of her vag becasue she was so spread open.

by muskrat mayhem June 28, 2010