patchy twat

A word used to describe a coloured/skewbald/piebald/paint/pinto horse when it behaves in an undesirable way.

My patchy twat just bolted down the road because he saw his own reflection in a puddle.

by demhorses December 12, 2020

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Patchy Pumpkin

A girl or boy who forgot to moisturize before doing their makeup, and has patches and blotches of makeup all over his or her face. She is also referred to a pumpkin, if her foundation or concealer is too dark, and she or he ends up an orange color.

Look how Natalie did her makeup today. She is definitely a Patchy Pumpkin.

by nostalgia nikki May 25, 2017

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sober patch

The point of drunkedness where you are so drunk that you believe you are sober.

Person A: Guys, I think we've had a lot to drink.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.

by nycanuck April 16, 2013

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planchada

Slang in spanish for wasted, drunk, hammered, etc...Planchar translates in English meaning: iron.

Ceddy and I got all "Planchada" last night.

by mattyboy0105 September 23, 2013

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Pirate Patch

Anus areola that is exposed when a woman wears a thong and bends over. In other words, the darker colored skin around the bung that a woman might reveal while wearing a g-string.
Slightly different from an alternate definition that refers to the triangle patch of fabric or whale tail near the top of the thong, this varient is specific to exposed penumbra of flesh around the butthole which combined with buttfloss looks like an Eyepatch a pirate might wear.

After buying a tiny thong bikini, Jane also paid for a Bleached Asshole so she wasn't showing pirate patch every time she bent over to pick up her tanning lotion at the beach.

by BFinlayson December 9, 2012

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