A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.
After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.
by TheWopShop December 31, 2013
Get the Ass-Blasterbate mug.When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.
"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009
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verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.
by storm871 March 18, 2009
Get the pasturbate mug.Jimmy was looking to pick up someone, but had no choice but to elasterbate when he got back to his room.
by just some dood January 28, 2010
Get the Elasterbate mug.I walked in on my father plusterbating, and the thought and physcial smell of it all made me vomit all over the bathroom.
by hoagy chef October 20, 2010
Get the Plusterbating mug.To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own.
"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."
"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
by JohnnyReb87 February 9, 2009
Get the plasturbate mug.the playing of your favorite game on your PS3 to the point of orgasm so that it results in the lack of a need to masturbate. Much cleaner and less frowned upon than masturbation, also better because you can do it with friends.
Example 1- Dude my thumbs are chaffed from playsturbating daily.
Example 2- The friends that playsturbate together stay together.
Example 3- Mother: "Evan, Kody, Jacob, and Jeremy have been playing Zombies since 7:00 last night, it's 8:00 in the morning."
Father: "I'd rather them playsturbate together than masturbate together.
Example 2- The friends that playsturbate together stay together.
Example 3- Mother: "Evan, Kody, Jacob, and Jeremy have been playing Zombies since 7:00 last night, it's 8:00 in the morning."
Father: "I'd rather them playsturbate together than masturbate together.
by zaneyest20 January 9, 2011
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