plank

T9 language for skank.

When texting skank on your cell phone the T9 God will substitute "plank."

God U R a plank. And a total plut.

by Plank February 20, 2006

plank

a word used to accurately describe david smith

david smith is a plank

by neo November 14, 2003

plank

more stupid that a piece of sawn and dried timber

What sort of plank would do that !

by Boris August 05, 2003

plank

4 wheels, trucks and a deck made of wood. a.k.a. Skateboard

ride my plank to bowmanville

by AnthonyWeaver March 29, 2006

plank

A very poor individual with a serious case of syphilis that spends his/her free time sucking wieners and playing strip scrabble with men in suits.

Your mother is a plank.

by Casey Carrier and Heather Uhl November 17, 2008

plank

To hide something

Linzi: Does your mum plank the chocolate?
Rachel: Yeah, so I can't find it and eat it :(
Katie: Plank!?
Rachel: To plank = To hide
Linzi: Duh!

by Ktwatt March 17, 2009

plank

A guitar - especially of the Telecaster variety, which literally is a plank (well, almost anyway)

- Bro', grab your plank, fire up the amp, plug in, and lets jam 'til our fingers bleed!

by plankspanker February 23, 2009