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Planetary Parkinson's

A syndrome of constant planet-shaking as demonstrated by Earth in early 2010.
Poor Haiti was th first major victim of Earth's sudden development of Planetary Parkinson's.
by benzyIU March 3, 2010
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planetarity

noun

1. The quality of contesting notions of personal and collective identity being mass produced through a hidden curriculum constituted internally and externally through forces of transnational capitalism, militarism and industrialism, white supremacy, patriarchy, speciesism, as well as other modes of oppression.

2. The philosophical stance of being so totally and completely insane that one must make up words to try to validate one's own experience.

3. The state of existing in a world entirely of your own construction having no basis in reality whatsoever, but also being angry at those who don't recognize your reality. They do this because they are not diverse.
1. We participate in a variety of oppositional, alternative, and transformative movements such as traditional ecological knowledge, place-based education, and other means of enabling alternative social imaginaries and worldwide collectivities for planetarity.

2. We can't dialogue because your planetarity is getting out of control.

3. I'm planning to file a harassment complaint because you don't respect my planetarity.
by intellegent evolver May 5, 2009
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Planetary Motion Sickness

When contemplating the speed and rotation of planets leaves you dizzy or light-headed.
Thinking about how fast the Earth is moving right now gives me Planetary Motion Sickness
by atomshifter October 23, 2017
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Planetary Quarantine

Planetary Quarantine is a term in the modern-day that is used by people who want to make the colonization of other celestial bodies as slow and excruciating as possible.

It can be used in the future however as a way of stopping diseases or other such things from exiting the planet and spreading to other ones.

It is also used by some people on Earth as something we should do to Earth and Humanity in general, saying things like "We should fix our own planet first" and another such nativity. These people typically don't realize that Earth is doomed and that humanity, in the long run, can only survive in the Stars.
"Bro fuck Billionaires!! There should be a Planetary Quarantine on Earth, man! Humans suck!"
by Arroco July 15, 2021
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Planetary

When a fictional character, commonly a anime character. Is so strong that their attacks are so destructive they obliterate planets with in the cross fire of their battles. It’s way of marking how strong a character is.
Friend: I dislike Dragon Ball because all the characters are Planetary, it’s just so unreal!
Me: lol ok :/
by Horrorkid April 15, 2019
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planetarium

The result of ejaculating on a sexual partner with dark skin. Named for the likeness of a clear night sky (or planetarium) with the contrast of droplets of ejaculate on dark skin.
Craig: Hey, African American girlfriend. Remember that time I popped one out on your belly.
Tracy: Yes, Craig. The contrast of your ejaculate on my awesome dark skin reminded me of a planetarium.
Craig: You might say that I gave you a Planetarium.
Tracy: Sure ... I guess you could.

Reginald: Yo, Franz, I heard dat Victoria got a photo of her planetarium up on da Facebook?
Franz: Shhhhiiittt. You mean a photo of dat booty with a bunch of cum all up on da surface of it?
Reginald: Yes.

Omar: Hey, Becky, did you hear that the superhero Captain Planitarium saved an entire city this morning?
Becky: Oh, really? How did he do that?
Omar: He ejaculated on everyone!
by richardblack3 April 24, 2014
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Planetary

The unbearable size of a butt thats too big for its own good.
When put next to other butt's it often makes them look even smaller.
Person 1:Damn Look at Janelle's butt. It's planetary!
Person 2:Yeah it makes the girl next to her look like pluto.
by CaptainJackSparow November 1, 2010
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