plaid pants 

what happened when preps stole the idea from the outcasts of society. Basically, Abercrombie and other preppy stores started selling them for 50$ after they were at Kohls for 10. Mostly stolen from ska kids.

Prep: Look, i got these cool plaid pants for 75$ at American Eagle!!
Kid: ... guess what loser, i've had these for 3 years before everyone and got them for 10$ at kohls.

plaid pants by sk4nk4lif3 August 26, 2006

plaid skirt 

the hotest thing to take off a girl

yo dude see the girl in the plaid skirt id fuck 6 times to suday

plaid skirt by diton March 15, 2008

Plaid Shirt Rule

The phenomenon wherein a cute boy wears a plaid shirt, and suddenly becomes 100% more attractive to all heterosexual females and homosexual males in the vicinity.

Jane: Whoa, did John get hotter?
Joseph: Nah, he's just following the plaid shirt rule.

Plaid Shirt Rule by Bruce Banner's girl February 4, 2013

plaid pen 

The best option out of a small group of not-so-good options.

At Clifford High School, which is in the boonies, Tom Jeroldford was the plaid pen of the school...even though he had a hunchback.

plaid pen by Rachel Bernard 12 May 16, 2008

plaid pants 

what happened when preps stole the idea from the outcasts of society. Basically, Abercrombie and other preppy stores started selling them for 50$ after they were at Kohls for 10. Mostly stolen from ska kids.

Prep: Look, i got these cool plaid pants for 75$ at American Eagle!!
Kid: ... guess what loser, i've had these for 3 years before everyone and got them for 10$ at kohls.

plaid pants by sk4nk4lif3 August 26, 2006

Plaid Clit

Similiar to blue balls and also known as vasocongestion.
The discomfort in females when aroused but not able to orgasm which is due to the buildup of blood, ejaculatory fluids and pressure in the vulva and pelvic region.
Easily "cured" with masturation or lessened with time.

Sometimes she took so long to orgasm from oral that her boyfriend stopped and she was left with plaid clit.

Plaid Clit by cole September 23, 2005

Plaid Fountain 

An extremely thin, young looking girl wearing a plaid schoolgirl shirt performing a head/hand stand while urinating. This causes a "fountain" effect as the urine erupts from her cratch and trickles down (up) her body.

"Dude, that girl totally did a plaid fountain for Tyler... Yeah, that skinny bitch did a hand stand and pissed all over herself."

Plaid Fountain by The Spicy Daddy November 4, 2007