plasturbate

1. Masturbating as a result of drinking heavily.
2. Drinking alcohol while masturbating.

I plasturbated so much after i got home last night.
I'm so lonely i plasturbated with my friend Jack Daniels.

by e=mchammered December 21, 2008

Plasturbation

the act of masturbating when you are drunk, or "plastured"

Bro that dude over there is in a gnarly plasturbation sesh.

by california bro February 26, 2011

Plantussy

Noun

The sweet, watery, succulent vagina on any plant in existence.

Man: “Ah shit, Darin, I got that sweet plantussy from my Aunt Irene’s hydrangea.”

by Perhaps? July 16, 2022

MC Plantus

The world's most motherfuckin' prolific rapper. Wrote such lines as, "Sittin' on the floor, don't want a 1984," and, "zilla found some bodies in his trunk, he thinks he left them there for a month."

yo dude, MC Plantus fuckin' came into the club stole all the bitches for himself using his rhymes

by dj wack October 23, 2006

Playtune

Square Head

"Yo nigga you got a Playtune"

This is an example of how a playtune looks:

-_-

by A cool Guy April 10, 2004

Playturday

The seventh day of the week, which follows Friday. Playing is more fun than sitting. Ergo, Playturday challenges people to "play" on Saturday, instead of "sitting" (sat).

This Playturday we are going to climb trees.

by chewchew July 29, 2010

plastugly

A description for someone that has had plastic surgery and the result is much worse than the original look. Usually happens to people that refuse to age gracefully and try to avoid what nature had intended.

OMG! Why did she have botox injections??? Now she's plastugly!!!

by Fugitive Angel July 3, 2011