Pissover

Someone that pisses you off, an insult alternate to;
- Bitch
- Jerk
- Bastard
- Asshole
- Motherfucker
- Piece of shit
- Piece of crap.

Usually used as a form of insult.

Joe: Get the fuck out of here you fricken pissover!
Jack: What's a pissover?
Joe: YOUR MOM!

by yourfrickenmother July 7, 2009

Dos Pistoles

A rogue group of bad ass mother fuckers raining havoc and good times on the river city and various other locations.

Person 1: Did you hear about that gang jay walking around Richmond?

Person 2: Yeah, that was Dos Pistoles, they're always up to no good.

Where did all the alcohol go? God damn it, Dos Pistoles Strikes again!

Why did that guy just chug my drink and jump off the bar stool screaming Dos?

by Dos! October 27, 2010

Meat Seeking Pissile

A mans penis

I had such a rage on that it was like a meat seeking pissile

by Captain Footrot February 28, 2013

eyes like pissholes in the snow

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

by Light Joker November 16, 2006

pissholes in the snow

when your eyes are sunken in after a night of drinking and no sleep.

Michael came into work this morning and his eyes looked like two pissholes in the snow.

by Deborah Spicer July 6, 2006

pissled

Incredibly angry or pissing yourself from excessive laugher

"They changed my class schedule, I'm so PISSLED!"
or
"Dude, I laughed so hard that I pissled!"

by jaxx6510 August 29, 2011

pissometer

Noun: A cat's tail when it gets scared or mad. The larger the tail, the more pissed off he is. One can also measure the state of the pissometer by how long it takes for the tail to get back to it's normal size.

A Halloween cat has one helluva pissometer.

by Wildfire41 December 26, 2008