Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.
-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"
- " Yeah who did it?"
- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."
- " Yeah who did it?"
- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."
by Thent Vandercamp September 8, 2010
Get the Phantom Pisser mug.The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.
Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night
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Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.
Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.
Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.
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Unlike a hissie fit, a pissie fit can last several days or months.
Where all parties invovled are stubborn and uncooparative, knowing that in the end reconciliation will happen.
Where all parties invovled are stubborn and uncooparative, knowing that in the end reconciliation will happen.
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Get the pulling your pisser mug.The act of leaving your trouser zipper down in order to gain easy access to the Willy to initiate subsequent urinations. Especially handy while wearing coveralls or bibs while working at heights or rock climbing.
It was much easier for Brian to take a leak after coming down from the pipe rack thanks to his pre-pisser.
by The Paper Tiger September 8, 2010
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The term is considered rude/jovial and not suitable for usage in higher class establishments.
The term is considered rude/jovial and not suitable for usage in higher class establishments.
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