João Pires

João is very cool, very smart and he also happens to have a ginormous cock.

Yo João Pires, I saw your ginormous cock the other day!

by GINORMOUSCOCKMACHINE69 November 21, 2021

hot pire

Beyond hot fire , ridiculously hot verse , dope rap , shit that makes your jaws drop

Yoo J you heard Tusz' verse of that track ? its that hot pire

by bcash money flow July 9, 2011

ça c'est le pire

A French phrase used as an interjection which literally translates to "that's the worst" (pronounced 'Sah Say luh PEER'). Can be used to express regret or disappointment, or to show anger.

Boy - Wow, my neighbor stole all my dog's puppies and put them in a sack and beat them against the wall until they were all dead.

Boy #2 - Wow, ça c'est le pire.

by Spina May 22, 2005

Pires

The tipe of person who is in their adolescense but thinks hes older

Behaving like a Middle aged man

And who always says "Middle aged man comin thru"
Tipe of guy who goes to the beach to watch some garinas e spread is fat belly all Over the place

Damn you behave like a pires u like 90 or something

by Vivian cunt faggot February 19, 2019

Big pires

A tea plate of big proportions, about the size of an average dinner plate.

I bought a new big pires because my dinner plate broke.

by ambi_ April 7, 2020

Pire

The connection that we have specifically with animals rather than humans.

"I don't know about you Jenny but I pire my dog Harry."

by Mirsten February 16, 2018

God-pire

n. A vampire with an extreme God complex to the point of believing himself to be God.

n. One who uses others to make themselves feel more relevant; deceptive, manipulative person.

God-pires are usually drawn to weak minded, usually gullible and kind people.

The God-pire turned millions of people into vampires, making them his followers.

That guy was such a god-pire; all he did was use you.

by Sheepii July 25, 2011