Pipe Dream

A low hope or something that is almost impossible to achieve.

David: I been lifting for 15 years and now I'm 28 years old my max bench press is 275 lbs. Would I ever bench press 405 lbs.

Joe: That's a pipe dream.

David: ... :(

by DKXStambull November 13, 2011

Pipe Dream

any of the above definitions is good. but the following probably provides an dramatic example of the words in use.

A pipe dream is a girl that you dream about laying pipe to, although it will probably never happen.

by drdaninjp May 26, 2008

pipe dream

The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.

I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.

by vectortec October 17, 2003

picecream

If pie and ice cream became a couple, this is their celebrity nickname.

Did you see picecream at the Grammys last night? They looked fabulous!

by ithinkpink April 13, 2010

Pipe Dream

Neil Josten.

"you were supposed to be a side affect of the drugs"
"I'm not a hallucination"
"You are a pipe dream"

by YourLocalBananaBread September 10, 2022

Pipe Dream

all your hopes and dreams as a kid

When I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate and ride a dragon. Alas, it was nothing but a pipe dream.

by The-DudeManchu September 7, 2014

pipe dream

word definition: pipe dream n
a goal, hope, idea, or plan so fanciful that it is very unlikely to be realized.

everyone needs those pipe dreams.

you GUYS. its not FUNNY. pipe dreams wont come true if you havent GOT any. stop being stupid. i know you all have them. WHAT?? YOU DONT? stop fuckingwith me. OH MY GOD. FUCK YOU/FUCK ME okay. I THINK WE NEED A TIME-OUT *makes 'T' with hands*

BYE MY SWEET: sweetnsweaty pipe dreams babe

by cim April 19, 2003