picking up a cupcake

When a pedophile goes to a kid's irl location to rape them

EDP445: I'm picking up a cupcake.

*Free Candy van drives by*
Guy: I think that pedo's picking up a cupcake.

by microsoftwindowsvista April 30, 2021

rice picking

The act of going out in search of Asian woman to take home.

Let's go rice picking tonight, I know a place with a lot of fine ass Asian women.

by gintodamus March 10, 2010

King of Wishful Pinking

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

Pining

An overpowering longing for something/someone especially when two lovers are apart.

James is pining for the Michelle's touch.

by shuft April 10, 2006

Pinkie promise

The most sacred promise anyone can give. When broken, you lose your friend forever. The pinkie promise is done by uttering a chant and doing the motions

AJ: you bettar not tell Twi that ah lost her book. Y'all know what happened last time thayt happened.

RD: Pinkie promise. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.

RD crosses a hoof over her heart, opened her wings and gave a flap, and put a hoof to her eye.

AJ: thanks, Dash. Ah really don't know what ah'd do without y'all.

RD: no problem, pal.

*later*

RD listened to Twi talk about her new book she lent to AJ. She bit her lip, and opened her mouth to confess. Suddenly, Pinkie sprung out of a potted plant

Pinkie: you'll lose them. Foreeeeeevveeeerrrrr
She slowly disappeared into the plant.

RD: don't question it...

by Fluttershy the mare wolf December 8, 2013

Fruit picking sodomite

Homosexual man. Made famous by the legendary DCI Gene Hunt

Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!

by Jaymeh September 23, 2012

Karl Pilkington

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005