transsexual pine tree 

Someone with layers to their pine cones and a sticky sap coming from all directions. Likes the earth and has a gender that flows in the wind.

Are you gay? No, I'm a transsexual pine tree you bigot!

transsexual pine tree by squat booty man July 27, 2017

Vancouver Pine Tree

Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.

During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.

Vancouver Pine Tree by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

a literal pine tree 

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

a literal pine tree by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

a literal pine tree 

a person who is amazing and good and great.

person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much

a literal pine tree by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

Pine waving tree

Gotcha, You came here from my TikTok comment! Enjoy the laugh!

Hint: it’s not a pine tree so it can’t be a pine waving tree!

Pine waving tree by Treatingthetricks August 11, 2022

pinetree721 

A stupid blockhead gmod tiktoker (also known as the sex destroyer) who is friends with a skeleton

TheEpicGmodBoi: “cookies bombed out house again”
Pinetree721: “ok”

pinetree721 by TheEpicGmodBoi (Sans) April 3, 2021

Pinetreesexual 

Bill Cipher's sexuality in any Billdip fanfic.

Bill Cipher is Pinetreesexual for his sweet little Dipper.

Pinetreesexual by Kaylah_in_Crackland July 23, 2022