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pollocking

To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.
A couch, bed, etc. Esp. a hotel bed.
Yo dey be pollocking in tha same spot for weeks G.
by JasonASJ August 28, 2005
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Pollocking

A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.

Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.
The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.
by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010
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piglicking

The art of licking the thighs of fat women on a night out
'Tom and Dave got high on crack then went to the club for a spot of piglicking'
by fingerbang83 June 24, 2017
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Pillowing

To go around defecating on people's pillows. Easiest done to roommates that won't clean the kitchen before they leave for work, but can also be done to random people if you can find out where they live.
My friend got in a fight with his roommate after a pillowing.

I know where you live and I'm going pillowing tonight.
by Giant Jolly Ginger November 9, 2017
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pillowing

The act of having sexual intercourse with another sexual partner. To have sex
"Hey do you know where Danny is?"
"No I haven't seen him but he's probably pillowing some girl again. He really is one horny dude isn't he?"
by Captain-pilot September 13, 2018
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pillowing

to soften a conversation/discussion that is about to turn into a fight OR a fight dodged by a sweet comment.
Jane: Hey Max! Do you like my new hair?

Max: What about it?

Jane: Omg I can't believe you didn't realize!?
Max: Oh you died it blonde! You look beautiful as always my love.

Jane: Aww thanks babe.

Max thinking ("pheww... this is what I call pillowing. ")
by vasebolt12 March 2, 2020
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Pollacking

To send multiple pictures of karl Pollocks face to someone on whatsapp.
Hey lets give elwell a pollacking
by inconvenience June 13, 2020
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