Pillock

Someone who is stupid and has made a mistake!!

Example

WHAT WERE YOU DOING YOU FECKIN PILLOCK!!!!!!!!!


See jemper for another word to insult people with...

by Ryanzinhio May 14, 2005

Pillock

A person with one testical, slang for an idot.

You stupid Pillock!

by rich September 9, 2003

Pillock

Term of endearment; heartening

by Dave July 20, 2002

Pillock

a person with oversized reproductive organs

errol flynn was a pillock

by dc gibson December 29, 2002

Infantile Pillock

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis

Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...

by princess.peach December 30, 2009

Infantile Pillock

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016

Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.

John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock

by RandyPancake November 10, 2010