Pillock

Term of endearment; heartening

by Dave July 20, 2002

pillock

little ball of excrement left over in the hair around your anus (British)

You stupid pillock !

by Ed January 12, 2004

Pillock

a person with oversized reproductive organs

errol flynn was a pillock

by dc gibson December 29, 2002

pillock

people who are sorrowingly brain dead and cannot or will not contribute to scoiety

dave, quit being such a PILLOCK

by Dr. insult May 8, 2022

Pillock

Verb. To barrack or taunt an initiate in the 20th century coal mining industry, esp Yorkshire.

Pillocking was a tradition in which initiates were broken into the ranks of the miners through tricks and bleak humour. How well or poorly the initiate accepted the treatment would determine his social position and become a defining feature of that person's at work character, an important part of working as a team in hostile conditions and could last a lifetime.

Jonty took a right pillocking in his first week but he took it well enough and soon settled in.

by Harry Blaen July 20, 2024

Infantile Pillock

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis

Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...

by princess.peach December 30, 2009

Infantile Pillock

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016