picnic table

the act of bending a girl over doggie-style and having sex while eating a full four course meal on her back

Dude, I would totally picnic table the shit out of Brandon's mom!

by Jim115160 July 18, 2012

homo picnic

a large gathering consisting of mainly straight males and very few,if any, women attending

The club was a virtual homo picnic with a 20 to 1 ratio of guys to girls

by refriedbiff April 15, 2010

a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.

Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008

Cheeseburger picnic

A picnic involving many people on the show "trailer park boys" but mostly randy , he is the one trying to have a nice friendly cheeseburger picnic but it gets all fucked up by ricky.

"I was just trying to have a nice cheeseburger picnic BUT IT GOT ALL FUCKED UP!!"

by g-l420 August 16, 2009

retard picnic

A noxious gathering of socially inept or annoying people.

Let's blow this retard picnic! These people are a bunch of recovery zombies!

by Cletus Nelson March 19, 2005

hippie picnic

A picnic in an outdoor area that is exactly like a regular picnic except that there is the action of marijuana smoking taking place. It is very convenient because it is equipped with smoke ventilation (outdoors) and munchies (the picnic food you pack).

1: Hey, we're having a hippie picnic this weekend in the park, do you want to come?

2: Sure, I'll bring the sandwhiches. And the weed.

by noelm91 July 24, 2007

Tit Picnic

The opposite of a sausage fest: a large gathering of girls with little to no male presence. Can be good or bad, depending on gender/sexual orientation.

Dude, you should have been there last night! We went to this party and it was like a massive tit picnic!

I was hoping to meet some cute guys at the Sorority-Fraternity exchange, but it ended up being just one big tit picnic.

by imaniv6 February 28, 2011