shrimp pibbly

A very VERY small penis

I can't ride that! It's a shrimp pibbly!!
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Donald Trump has a shrimp pibbly

by Jay the Queen March 6, 2018

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Shrimply Pibbles

The galaxy's most influential civil rights leader, noted as the most important man in the universe. Shrimply Pibbles is an inspiration to us all.

"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh." ~Shrimply Pibbles

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Pibbly Squinchy

The act of leaving a dance floor or social setting when you feel the need to urinate or defecate. Pibbly is indicative of urine (to piddle) and Squinchy reflects the act of squishing and clenching to avoid a disaster in your pants

"Jason has a bad case of the pibbly squinchies! I hope he makes it to the bathroom!"

"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"

by CorporealCorpral January 21, 2023

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shrimp pibbly

a VERY small penis

Man, Kade is a shrimp pibbly!

by dontworryboutit56 November 12, 2018

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Pibble nibble

When a Pibble (a pit bull) nibbles you with their front teeth affectionately while they're kissing you. It doesn't hurt.

Me: Bliss, my pibble, was so excited when I came home from work last night that she kissed my face forever and gave me a Pibble nibble.

Friend(doesn't have dogs): She bit you? Didn't that hurt?
Me: Hell no! It wasn't a bite at all, it was a Pibble nibble, she does that when she gets super excited. It doesn't even hurt- it's affectionate.

by stolipit May 14, 2017

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