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The process of putting your thing in her thing
I said to a girl, "Hey baby wanna get Physical?" Then I was suspended for sexual harrasment
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APC Physics AP Tests

College Board split up APC Physics into two tests. You would think that they made each section half as easy.

Apparently not. These two tests are still the hardest tests in all of high school; now, however, you have to pay twice to get raped twice.
A: "How did you do on the APC Physics AP Tests?"
B: "Which section?"
A: "Mechanics?"
B: "I was raped."
A: "Then how did you do on the electricity and magnetism section?"
B: "I was raped even harder."
by KobeDragon December 17, 2010
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AP Physics B

Synonymous with suicide, AP Physics B is a hardcore class where you learn nothing, but manage to complete an entire textbook by April. Packets of AP questions are given over holiday breaks and homework is given during mid-terms, while regular book assignments can take up to three hours a night to complete, and tests have nothing to do with the material covered in class. Conclusively, AP Physics B is a class only hardcore science and nerd lovers should take.
John: Hey, there's a hockey game tonight- wanna go?
Jane: Sorry, but I'll be killing myself AP Physics B style.
by JAEMDE January 23, 2011
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mastering physics

It is something that gets to your heads. First year physics students going into sciences may be subjected to this psychological torture. Basically, you have six chances to answer a question correct, after that... you get O. Some people develop a certain detached immunity towards it, overcoming their initial fears, picturing in their minds the day when the program will no longer be needed to judge adequate understanding of elementary physics.
<person 1> OMG i haven't done my mastering physics yet! Kill me now!!!
<person 2> shit, I forgot to do it too... why... oh why??
<person 3> don't let it get to your heads guys! Don't let it get to you...the moment it senses weakness, you're doomed!
by Pepy October 5, 2007
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mastering physics

verb and/or noun: the process of demoralizing aspiring science majors by the keepers of the knowledge who devised such a tool.

Doublespeak.

Punishing students for trying to learn by making homework become a graded quiz rather than a learning tool, and consequently depriving them of time to actually learn by keeping them preoccupied with ambiguous and gramatically incorrect descriptions and questions.
I am your professor, and you will be mastering physics. Mwahahahaha!!!!

So what do you have for homework today? Mastering physics . . . FML.
by kreeper211 May 11, 2009
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Physicist

Someone who solves problems you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
She is a physicist.
by Enif November 11, 2021
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Physical Exam Boner

An awkward yet natural boner acquired when your doctor, male or female, examines your testicles.
Many find it may feel incredibly good to have another touch their genitals and also find it very awkward when they get a boner right in front of a female doctor, or they think that they gay because a gay gave them a boner, this is all natural and the doctors understand.
"Dude, i got a physical exam boner yesterday!"
"Well at least you don't have a male doctor."
by Squea April 10, 2008
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