plophorse

a prize prick

you daft plophorse

by deddybear January 27, 2010

Poophobia

The fear of pooping.

Carl died of poophobia. His stomach was full of shit and explodes.

by ZguegMan May 8, 2014

Poophoria

A state of temporary bliss following a big dump triggered by the combined effect of increased lightness, cleansing and the subsequent release of endorphins. This condition can last for five minutes to one hour dpending upon the size and scope of the action.

Following a major crap I relaxed happily on my bed, drifting in a state of deep poophoria.

by Street Rod October 19, 2005

poophole nogo

The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.

The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.

No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.

by Joshua James October 12, 2006

prophobia

being abnormally afraid of changing your profile picture, whether that be on facebook, twitter, tumblr, aim, etc.

Grace has a serious case of prophobia because she hyperventilates every time someone comments "default" on one of her pictures.

by suppgehh February 19, 2011

phophobia

The fear of noodles in soup.

My roommate tends to avoid Vietnamese and ramen restaurants because of his phophobia.

by Noodle Muse October 10, 2011

poophoria

The sensation of elation after a perfect defecation.

Ahh, what a relief! Truly this is poophoria.

by Raptor007 July 8, 2012