pooka

A "secret" girlfriend you keep on the side. She's generally of a lower social class and often has home colored hair and a kid.

I think I saw Jimmy with his pooka the other night, but he pretended he didn't know me when I said hi.

"I know you like him, but I think you're just a pooka to him."

by realgirlsguy March 12, 2020

trolled like a fucking pookar

it's when you get trolled so hard that you don't know what hit you

<cookie> slipknot, nickelback and metallica's latter albums are all pretty solid
<drcossack> nickelback? what are you stupid
<m0nkfish> haha drcossack got trolled like a fucking pookar

by sitar hero November 12, 2009

pookaki

when your friends bury you to your neck in sand and shit on your head.

my friends took me to the beach and gave me a pookaki

by jordan reidmann December 29, 2004

pookalicious

an adjective or noun used to describe something extremely pooky and delicious

You look pookalicious, baby!

Come here, Pookalicious.

by Sesame December 10, 2008

Pookalaka

A dance where the performer puts his or her arms down their shorts and sticks out their wrists and hands. The performer then swings his or her arms side to side and simoutaneously prances about.

Yo, ma' boy Matt can bust out a mad-ass Pookalaka! THE GIRLIES GO MAD CRAZY!

by E-Money March 13, 2005

pookakke

When multipul beings crap all over another being.

Chris Vinson of Anchorage, AK loves to have guys perform POOKAKKE on him!!!

by bbaldwin January 26, 2004

pookano

A hybrid of the two root words, "poop" and "volcano". It is a poop volcano. Often experienced after eating greasy foods, the day after drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, or daily after having the gall bladder removed.

I had pookano so bad, I didn't leave the bathroom for three and a half days!

by koalabear May 3, 2004