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Fishing in my pondhole

The most homosexual description of fingering your own anus...
"This is really fishing in my pondhole"-This is really fingering my asshole
"I love fishing in my pondhole"-I love fingering my asshole
by Amustycow February 6, 2019
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odorific pokehole

"while i was with this girl i relized she had an odorific pokehole"
by troy pringles March 17, 2008
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PhoneBone

A Phonebone is phone sex between two real people. Not phone sex beteen a person and a (fantasy) operator. A Phonebone is real phone sex - real masturbation, real moans and real orgasms. Usually a phonebone is between a a couple in a relationship. But sometime, and often times its between two strangers who get into a private conversation over a chatline, such as Intimate Encounters adult chatline (1-800-627-4263). Chatlines are where hot girls call in search of guys for annonymous phone sex with guys that turn them on.
A call Intimate Encounters Adult Chatline and Engage In One On One Private Conversation With A Horny Girl and Ask her To phonebone with me.
by Ivan Boesky April 19, 2009
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Cell phoneless

Also playfully or seriously known as a loser. When a person has no cell phone. That's it. Either they are too cheap to buy their own or their parents are too cheap to pay for it.

*NOTE* It is extremely embarrassing to date someone who is cell phoneless because then you must call their home phone and endure their parents/siblings/other live in's answering the phone.
Taylor: What's your cell number?
Lisa: I don't have one. I am cell phoneless.
Taylor: Psh...loser.
by NightLion March 11, 2009
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phonelexsic

absolutely non-existant word only used to draw attention to your face.
Hey drew! you stink you phonelexsic dinghy!
by taco February 2, 2004
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ponehole

To take and cut off someone’s (ugly) pony tail and stick it up their bum.
His ponytail was so gross, I cut it off and poneholed him with it.
by GenXer June 16, 2022
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phonemosexual

When someone becomes so addicted to their phone, that they care more about the well-being of their phone rather than the people around them.
Oh my god, did you see Rachel’s 25 instagram posts this morning? She’s TOTALLY “Phonemosexual”.
by Boodaman1027 February 2, 2018
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