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Philophiliac 

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.
Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!
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Philophobia 

He realized that he might have Philophobia after admitting that he was afraid of having a platonic relationship.
Philophobia by ...bytemeh January 4, 2019

philaphiliac 

a person or creature that is addicted to intercourse with people who have the name 'Phil'. Serious addiction can lead to a complete breakdown of personality and/or and sense of etiquette.
If someone, a friend say, is on their third, fourth or even fifth 'Phil' in succession they would be known as a Philaphiliac. It is debatable whether one achieves the status of 'Philophiliac' after only having a singular 'Phil'.
philaphiliac by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

Phedophilia 

The act of touching, molesting, or sexually harassing the younger generation.
Little Girl: Mommy Mommy that man just touched me in my private zone, eek!
Mom: Thats called phedophilia honey, stay away from him!
Phedophilia by Olivia, Ali June 30, 2008

Phillyphilia 

A rare disorder principally characterized by an unwarranted affinity for Philadelphia, its sub-par sports teams and/or WaWa. No known cures exist, and symptomatic individuals have to be shot. Or crucified. Probably shot.
John: Don't you agree that the Red Sox is the best team in baseball?
AC: No, the Phillies are better, even though they have the most losses in MLB history.
John: You, ma'am, suffer from Phillyphilia.

Philophobia 

Philophobia is a phobia that makes you scared to confess your love or to confess any type of love problems to your crush or a fact talk to your crush
Don't Have Philophobia about this
Philophobia by yerssfgssbvg April 16, 2021

Philophobia 

The fear of being in Love. The fear of getting emotional attached to a person.
A: Why are you scared of Rom-coms?
B: I have Philophobia
Philophobia by Jan 🌻 March 21, 2022