Phillipino Flapjack

A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.

The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!

by mDiB April 7, 2010

phildickian

Having the qualities of a story by Philip K. Dick, a 20th century writer who regularly asked readers to consider the nature of reality and humanity. Films directly based on his work include "A Scanner Darkly," "Blade Runner," and "Barjo"; but many other films and novels at the turn of the century have adopted a phildickian tone.

The writing of Grant Morrison is often phildickian.

by Scott Marshall May 4, 2008

phallicacy

A combination of phallic and fallacy, phallicacy refers to a lie or exaggeration regarding the size of one's penis.

He claimed he had 9 inches. I fucked him last night, and determined that was a phallicacy.

by g50007 May 2, 2008

phallicism

the worship or devotion to the penis especially as to fertility

My wife is entranced with phallicism and loves to play with my phallus and I give her what she wants.

by gringo feliz March 11, 2014

Phillipa

Phillipa is a beautiful, proportionate, sophisticated, complicated, intelligent, mysterious, non-negotiable, unforgiving, cunning member of the female species.

However, Phillipa is wonderful

by Gas Head February 5, 2010

phillippa

very nice girl who is to be loved by all

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Philivia

The illegitimate child of a 20-year old jobless, carless "man" (small man with small wonders, See 'Phillip') and an emotionally desperate, moderately overweight, Chipotle employee. Philivias are usually born overdue and slightly to moderately overweight. Normal Philivia characteristics include rectangular-shaped eyebrows, love handles, and chipped or cracked teeth, with or without gaps. They can normally be found in the employee lounge of the Good Egg or in a knockoff Chanel store with its mother buying track suits.

Can also be used to describe any person, thing, or situation that is unatractive, dirty, or otherwise unpleasant.

"Bro, whens your wife due?"
"She was due two months ago. I think we're having a fucking Philivia!"
"Man, that sucks"

"Who left this rotten chinese food in the fridge?"
"That's just my baby, Philivia."

"Dude, i think i have food poisoning. I keep having to take a huge Philivia"

"Baby, will you bring me that box of deep-fried twinkies?"
"Isn't this your third box today?"
"I'm hungryyyyyyyyy."
"You're being a total Philivia!"

by shirleyronson December 16, 2008