pensioner

pensioner
An old guy who receives money for just being around a long time.

The pensioner is a useless old man.

by Apple Cider May 13, 2005

Penfusion

Is a mixture between penis and confusion but is when a guy touches your penis and you can't tell if your arroused or disgusted

Bob touched me and gave me a mad case of penfusion

by I wanna fuck your mom October 30, 2018

Pension Witch

An evil creature typically found in healthcare; who’s life purpose is to hypnotize and lure young Firefighters into marriage only with intent to file for divorce and steal half their hard earned retirement pension.

Rookie: That hot ER nurse gave me her number. Should I ask her out?

Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.

Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.

Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.

by Spicy chicken fajitas May 11, 2021

Demon Pension

Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.

Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"

Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"

by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020

old age pensioner

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer

person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner

by vWarspite August 12, 2022

pensioner's leg

A thin, pale, knobbly, veiny penis.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

phusion

Used to describe a person who is HP or XP, henpecked or extremely henpecked.

Look at phusion!! Super XP lor!! ROFLOL BTH

by tox April 19, 2005