pharkle

1. To become intoxicated by carbonated beverages.
2. Consuming E numbers, caffeine and other behaviour-altering substances.
3. To enter into a state of hyperactivity.

Pharkle off.
Don’t pharkle too much if you’re about to operate heavy machinery.
Scream if you want to pharkle faster.
All humans can pharkle, but some pharkle better than others.
Just do it… pharkle!

by Alan Gauge February 20, 2008

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.

Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

phaktard

A supposedly copyrighted and legitimate, clinical diagnosis for a pathological condition.

Man, that Shane guy is such a phaktard™

by MoralSpagetti March 18, 2015

phakjira

A short small Asian girl who is too anime for life but is very likable yo the point where you'd kidnap her and take her to an amusement park

Phakjira Ling Ling

Phakjira is too anime for life sometimes I luv it!!!

by Phakjira October 7, 2018

Phakade

Phakade is a kid that is awesome at everything

Phakade your the best dude

by ****unlike**** September 13, 2020

black pawkeet

a crappy game on neopets that sum mothers get addicted to and spend hours on it instead of cleaning the house and communicating with humans

''my mum always plays black pawkeets''

by mole man January 13, 2006

phanker

Somebody that masturbates in a place or situation that is very obvious, but thinks that either nobody will notice or that it will be too awkward for others to say anything. Usually found on school trips, in group hostel dormitories, in prison or anywhere else you are forced to sleep in the same room as other people.

Some dirty phanker kept me awake all night last night.

by T January 6, 2005