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planting tulips

the act of kissing or performing a kiss like action to another person
(i.e. usually oral sex)
I've heard she's great at planting tulips.
by killer September 16, 2003
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Panting

I'm panting for a drink (I'm so thirsty)
by Collossal July 30, 2016
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Flag Planting

The art of claiming items in a community fridge by planting a toothpick flag. You may plant it directly into any food item, or tape it to the side of a beverage. Becomes necessary when writing your name in sharpie doesn't cut it.

Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.
"Dude, John keeps stealing all my taquitos."

"Did you write your name on them?"

"That's the messed up part man, I did!"

"You better start flag planting."

"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."

"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"

"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."
by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010
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phasting

Combination of "fasting" and "phone," describing the act of waking somewhere while being on a digital "fast" in the sense that you are not looking at your phone to check the time, emails, texts, or the news.
I'm phasting today.
by Ae5Ea8 March 5, 2015
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Planting Party

A small get-together with 5-10 people where you smoke massive quantities of marijuana and listen to some groovy tunes to celebrate one's planting of his marijuana crop.
Jeremy: "Yeah dude, I'm going to be having a Planting Party Friday starting at 7 to celebrate the planting of my crop."

Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"

Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."

Dustin: "Awesome, man."
by Easy Rider 1 April 2, 2007
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Planting Bulbs

The stuffing of one's testicles into the anus of another.
I was planting bulbs with your mom last night.
by Placebo Nightingale September 21, 2012
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Panting pussy

So, if your at the club and you find yourself with a panting pussy, you may feel an unquenchable desire emanating from your moist, supple, undulating nether-regions.
Damn bitch, you're gonna need to leash that panting pussy!
by Nose It All March 3, 2017
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