phachina

(fuhh-china)

A fat chinese woman's vagina

You suck phachina, bitch

by itzramo June 9, 2010

phaced

to be real close to you
close enough to feel your breath
close enough to hear your pulse
close enough to smell your skin
close enough to count your hair
to think your thoughts
to lick your lash
to touch your bones
speak in tongues
brush your beard
stroke your nose
wet your tears
ban your fears

"John and I phaced each other and just were. We just were. Very closely. Everything was alright. It was what it was."

by Krkič June 4, 2019

phact

A portmanteau of "phony fact", referring to a statement that is presented as factual but is actually false or made-up, usually intended to deceive or confuse the listener with misinformation.

A: "Obama was born in Kenya, 9/11 was an inside job, vaccines cause autism, Trump is a Christian... and I can prove it!"
B: "You don't understand the difference between a PHACT you read online and an actual FACT."

by JAQrabbit January 24, 2019

phact

Phact: A contraction of "phantom fact". Ref. synonyms fake news, alternative fact, lie, prevarication, falsehood, bullshit. May be ineffectual for oral communication since it rhymes with fact. Suggestions for oral expression: 1. Draw out the initial consonant, "fffffact", accompanied by exaggerated eye rolling. 2. (Preferred) pronounce it, "P Hacked"; resist temptation to use this form as a transitive verb.

"KAC just gave us the phacts on that issue. Now I understand!"

by Geooeg February 17, 2017

Phacking

A euphemism for experiencing sexual contact with the philly Fanatic.

First used By John Oliver on last week tonight exactly three minutes and 20 seconds into his Scientific Studies episode.

Bil was Phacking again at the ball game last week.

by Phantom Tollbooth January 3, 2018

phace

Phace can be used to replace any word. It can be used to call some one a name or just inplace of anything.

Kinda like you Phace uh
"Your ugly" person
"your phace is ugly" you

by L0x March 9, 2005

phace

Phace is a word created by L0x. It's commonly used to ward off poserlicious losers, like people younger than you and I. Phace pwns words like "fat" and "face" and sometimes even "fone" when spelt incorrectly.

Your phace! oooooooooh

by bs0l March 9, 2005