petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 8, 2008

petrie

Another word for a man's shaft

My petrie is crooked

by Halielie January 5, 2009

petrie douche

A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petrie douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013

PetrishaUndertale11

A Sans x reader fan that makes us want the bleach.

"Sans, please love meee...-PetrishaUndertale11"

by Cringelord123 February 23, 2017

Petrused

An act of someone suddenly killed in broad daylight and in full public view by government's officials/assassins, usually because he/she has been confirmed to do one or more criminal acts but found not guilty in the court or gets away with it. The criminal act can range from a serious one (like mass murder) to a petty one (like bread theft).

The word "petrused" comes from Indonesian word "petrus". It stands for "penembak misterius", that means "mysterious shooter". Petrused basically a public assassination by a government of that country to fix a failed or corrupted justice system using a brute force method.

Note:

Not to confuse petrused with assassination attempts to erase political rivals. Petrused, although most of the times is an overkill and unnecessary act, it's purpose is to punish a legit criminals.

Man 1: "Yo, do you know that guy who was just found not guilty because all of the witness suddenly dissapear?"
Man 2: "Oh yeah. That famous drug cartel kingpin."
Man 1: "Apparently this afternoon he was petrused."
Man 2: "Heh, serve him right."

by Haybrid November 7, 2019

petriece

One of the strongest and a very loyal person and you should be very lucky if they are your friend and she is one of a kind that you will never see in someone else and a very beautiful person

Petriece is a very good name

by anonymous July 21, 2021

Petrisha Alvarez

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- Preferably a brunette with layered blonde streaked hair
- Hailing from Cali and Molokai
-Funny,honest,responsible,respectful,reliable,loving,caring, pretty,determined,etc.
-always there when you need her
-always making a fashion statement
-loves soccer
-loves to run
-favorite quote "LOVING TO RUN COMES FROM HATING TO LOSE" -Lindsay Tarpley
-wants to surf so bad
-Hottest chicka around
-Class of 2012
-Always ready to have fun
-Going to become a model someday
-Will be in the fashion Industry
-"jake" !!!!!!?????
-Will conqure the x-country states her senior year
-A good role model
-And so many other things that would take forever to write.
..........love you trisha................

Shes a Petrisha Alvarez alright the one and only

by ℒivε ƒøя ღ ℒøvε March 6, 2010