Peloton Husband

A spouse that buys expensive gifts that will actually benefit themself more.

I bought my wife the scarf she asked for for Christmas because I didn't want to be a peloton husband.

by siri alexa December 9, 2019

pototo

The act of shoving a potato up ones anus.

Oh boy! I cannot wait to go home and pototo myself!

by OllyTron May 24, 2018

Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.

My dog Lily is a real couch petato,

by dkin March 25, 2016

Peloton Liberal

The type of person who sits down and watches everyday of the Tour de France and gets really excited about it. They tend to hate the English cyclists. They get really into the Spanish ones for some reason, cos that's the proper way of doing it. They get really into American alt country for some reaso

The peloton liberal got a flat tyre in Ongar. He went home early from his Sunday ride to listen to the 5 billboards soundtrack on vinyl and read about Tom Watson's remarkable weight loss in his favourite broadsheet.

by RodneyPop October 27, 2018

peloton

I believe that peloton means the main pack of riders. In a race you would have the superhuman leaders out in front, then the rest would be grouped together in the peloton.


The definition at dictionary.com says that it is a small military group, or platoon.

It comes from the french word for "small pellet".



Someone please correct or elaborate if necessary.

Lance Armstrong was far ahead of his team, most of whom were in the peloton.

by Jimbo July 20, 2004

petto

noun; A persian ghetto.

verb; straight up persian

noun; Hey homey, I'm gonna role to the petto and hit up Tarzana Park.

verb; The name Milad is so petto.

by peanut wayne April 22, 2009

Petooty

Noun: A slang reference to one's butt, interchangeable with ass, arse, behind and bum.

I told my daughter to get off her petooty and clean her room.

by miaxara July 27, 2011