mr.putiton

Nice looking, Cool in the inside Always good looking. So unique

Mr.putiton is the best fun person.

by lh062809 November 24, 2021

peritonitis

inflammation of the peritoneum, often accompanied by pain and tenderness in the abdomen, vomiting, constipation, and moderate fever.

My Stomach feels like it is going to explode I must have peritonitis.

by strawbarihelper March 3, 2008

petition wall

is the weak wall between the anus and vagina entry

dude: If i put my finger in your anus and thumb in you vag, then squeeze and pull i will rip out your petition wall!

shiela: WTF so i shit all over my vagina?

dude: Well thats one way to look at it. But i was refering to re-sale when you can advertise more room space in your living area.

by standox April 24, 2010

Petito

Petito: When you wish someone would just disappear.

Keep talking shit and I will petito that ass

by ColoradoMack September 29, 2021

Harvey Petito

PERFECTION

"You got a perfect score on your test"
*Sees Harvey Petito written on the front of the test paper*

by woahthatsagressive August 20, 2018

petition

petition - 'pet' originally derived from the word "Peter"
'ition' - against.

So from definition, the word means all things against Peter.

Peter wanted a petition for petition being non-PC, but then realized what he was doing.

by zorroloco July 7, 2007

Petitorial

Adjective. Describes someone who is so territorial about their pets that they become obnoxiously jealous, defensive or sensitive about their pets liking anyone but them.

So you're dog likes me. Why are you so damn jealous? You're freaking Petitorial! Back off!

by The Winged Boar November 24, 2017