peterfile

peterfile is a guy called peter who is a nonce

dont be a peterfile peter

by Thetoulla is a fag June 2, 2020

peterfile

A word to describe a nonce who's name is Peter

fred: "hey did you hear what happend to Peter?"
Bob: "no, what happend"

Fred " he serving time because he's a peterfile"

by kezza town December 28, 2019

peterfile

one who uses the tactic of being oblivious of the opposing person in an argument as a form of defense

guy 1: ok but like who even are you?
guy 2: dont be such a peterfile

by lolollololllol March 8, 2022

Peterbastian

The kind of guy who would try to diss someone but end up dissing himself

Bro Peterbastian is lowkey short

by Daddy Duck September 13, 2023

peterbot

A smelly nerd

Person 1“Look at that peterbot!”

Person 2 “i could smell him from here”

by Elg_Tragic May 30, 2024

Peteritis

noun
A strangely persistent cold or flu that sweeps through a friend group shortly after spending time with someone named Peter. Symptoms include fatigue, sore throat, congestion, and a creeping suspicion that this all started when Peter “just had a little cough.” Often passed off as “not that bad” by Peter himself, Peteritis somehow manages to take out everyone else for days.

"You guys sick too? Yeah, same. Classic Peteritis — he swore he was 'basically fine' last weekend."

by a18n May 18, 2025

peternity test

Da DNA-based pipette-work dat you have da local lab perform to determine if yer un-neutered male four-footed companion "sowed his wild oats" wif da "fluffy little pumpkin" owned by da neighborhood gramma.

Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.

by QuacksO December 3, 2025