Perspectivitis

A sickness of perception and or perspective of the present reality due to a weak intuition system

John must have perspectivitis again because for some reason he thinks its ok to drive home right after 9 shots of moonshine!

by OuTLaWsTc August 20, 2010

perspective

Point of view

Share my perspective

by POVer February 12, 2014

perspective

The way everyone will look at something. Points of view.

The world looks different when you see it from my perspective. It DOES.

by Set Blue 23 October 5, 2017

3rd Person-Perspective Fingering

You lie down, and let the girl lay down on top of you, both facing up. Then, you reach around and finger her.

Did you hear? Jon give his girlfriend a 3rd Person-Perspective Fingering!

by JustDoingMyBest July 12, 2010

Burrito Perspective

When viewing a burrito one notices there are two ends: The front end and the back end. Typically the viewer would have no idea which end of the burrito is front or back, therefore determining the burrito's left and right sides vary in relation to it's orientation on a plate. One must view the burrito as it's own entity therefore the burrito establishes it's own left and right sides, subsequently rendering the ability to to establish a burrito's left and right sides completely impossible.

J: Dude I'm fucking hungry.
E: Yeah man me too, lets see what's in the fridge.
E: Check it out man there's two burrito's left! Which one do you want?
J: Ummmm... I'll take the left one.
E: Good, the right one is bigger.
J: I meant left from the perspective of the burrito.
E: FUCK!!! you just blew my mind!(head explodes)

Burrito Perspective

by St. Pierre Holland March 28, 2009

Virgin Perspective

A boy virgin seeing a girl virgin naked for the first time. The boy has never seen a naked women before. He would presumably think she was beautiful because he has nothing to compare her to. Nothing else could be better or worse, at least in that moment. The boy wold not be able to judge because his mind is a blank slate.

A girl undresses in front of her boyfriend. He has a virgin perspective.

by mynameisrickyg2012 December 26, 2013

Js Perspective

a short senecio from someone’s perspective.

not specifically anyone, just for my person. for you youll put 2 letters before the word perspective and those 2 letters will stand for the person your thinking of and your writing as if your them, like a diary. but not your diary.

what’s that your reading.?

it’s a story i wrote from someone else’s mind

what.

Js Perspective

by forgottenDays January 27, 2022