Peena

Penis. Used by coach steve in big mouth

I think my peena is going to do the thick (cum) in the warm (vagina)

by Bunnysnot November 24, 2018

Ghostiano penaldo

Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.

Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.

Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.

Do you what how Ghostiano penaldo ghosted today?

by anonymous May 1, 2021

Penaldo

Penaldo is an International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

Girl Friend-"Our relationship is Penaldo"
Boy Friend-"What? Our relationship is finished?"

by Lolkumu October 17, 2021

Penaldian

A Penaldian is a person who sucks on Ronaldo and always gets put in they're place by Messi. Penaldians have an iq of about 2 at maximum, they come from Penaldia where they stroke on a statue of Penaldo. They are either Vadrid, Penchester United of Pooventus fans as the last two want nothing to do with him as they saw how shit he was..

Person 1: Yo, Penaldo is an underrated playmaker

Person 2: But he has an 0.08 assist ratio in 2019💀

Person 1: He won tiktok award tho

Person 2: The definition of a Penaldian right here....

by Goatesr10 December 27, 2022

Penaldo

A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.

No 7 has been missing the entire match.

Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.

by KwekuSika April 30, 2021

Penage

An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.

-Hey, that guy over there is fucking tasty
-Oh, Johannes? Yeah, but he has a penage.

by antibugs November 30, 2021

penacular

Penis spectacular! Or spectacular like a penis. Well, at least mine. Nah, I'm just kidding. Or am I?

1. I won the lottery today. This is frickin penacular!

by Niggacynzki December 31, 2007