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mermazing

mer*maze (verb) mer*mazed
mer*maze*ing(adjective):
(verb)
1.) To transfix with astonishment. (Mezmerize + Amaze)
(verb)
2.) To gaze(look) at mermaids.
(adj.)
3.) To affect with transfixing sudden wonder or ashtonishment.
That fireworks display was mermazing. That lady did a mermazing number of backflips!
by Needham Martin May 14, 2007
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Vermazing

The very opposite of amazing. To embrace mediocrity as a way of life. To be so utterly unimpressive and and lackluster that one begins to wonder if you are even alive. To be a giant among dwarves yet not stand out.
Wow. You really did a vermazing job on this report. I think copying and pasting would have taken more time than what little effort you apparently put into this piece of garbage.

WTF was that? I thought you were going to hit on those girls. Did they even realize you were talking to them? Vermazing.
by GrE3kGoD April 22, 2017
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Permavirgin

One who for any reason will remain a virgin for their lifetime. Usually is also a nerd or geek and would rather catch up on the latest episode of Doctor Who than get their dick sucked.

Their primary habitat is in the basement of their parents. A permavirgin's diet consists of Hot Pockets, TV Dinners, and Pot Pies. They will drink Mountain Dew and occasionally Red Bull. They are entertained by hour after hour of Star Trek and Doctor Who, and games of Halo and World of Warcraft. Their anatomy gives them a face full of acne and extremely large bladders so that they can sit through hours of Video Games and TV.
Woman: Dear God! What is that horrible beast over there playing World of Warcraft?
Mother: Oh! Thats my little boy, James. He really is having a good time talking to his friends online.
Woman: Please!, Kill it before it breeds!
Guy: I don't think you'll have to worry about that. It sure looks like a permavirgin.
by nerd-killer May 8, 2013
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permalink

Internet term meaning a permanent link to a cached site, rather than to one which changes content regularly.
"If this link doesn't exist, please try the permalink below it."
by D F Stuckey November 5, 2004
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PermaVirgin

Anyone who has played fortnite is a PermaVirgin.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go play some fortnite?
Person 2: Sorry, but I can't. I've had sex multiple times.
by MonkeyButtEater2000 December 30, 2018
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Permanganate

wen a momy ans a dady fukc the she get permanganate

Also its an ion that has a long name that looks a bit like pregnant if you stand 50 feet away and squint your eyes
The chemical formula of the polyatomic ion permanganate is MnO4-
by Monkey832 May 29, 2022
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PermaHigh

Chill Slayers commentating, "Dood, I think I'm perpetually high."
Dood1: "Whats up Chill?"
Chill: "Dood, I think I'm permahigh high, bro."
by DirtNastyOG November 20, 2010
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