A person who declares everyone else at fault for any problem, while they themselves claim it's not their responsibility to help solve the problem. They absolve themselves from anything remotely challenging that might tarnish their appearance of blamelessness, especially with technology issues. They love assigning blame while remaining safely removed. They also like to point out how other people inconvenience them.
The armchair perfectionist blamed his wife and kids for the wifi problems, saying "I didn't have anything to do with this. This is all on you!"
by DoIhaveto?di March 4, 2021
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Pardon me but you will stop kissing asses from this day forward you perceptions purveyor of a writer!
Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.
Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.
Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.
Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.
by El Morbo April 16, 2007
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Get the perfectionist mug.A person who only prefer the perfect, instead of any standard short of perfection, most likely showing favoritism towards others.
Teacher: Ben, you got a 50/100! It means you pass!
Ben: YES!!!!!!!!
Teacher: Just kidding! The passing score is 200000000000/100
Ben: OH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tim: That fucking perfectionist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben: YES!!!!!!!!
Teacher: Just kidding! The passing score is 200000000000/100
Ben: OH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tim: That fucking perfectionist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! February 23, 2022
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Yes, i couldn't get rid of a speck of dirt on the soles.
Your such a 'perfectionist'
Yes, i couldn't get rid of a speck of dirt on the soles.
Your such a 'perfectionist'
by A_Worker March 15, 2011
Get the Perfectionist mug.A person who does everything perfectly and has no flaws whatsoever. IF they do have any flaws, they are minor and aren't that big of a deal. Perfectionists are considered awesome at times because of how perfectly they accomplish their tasks and because of how perfect they are themselves. Many people wish to be a perfectionist for perfectionists are just simply awesome, but they can't be one because they're not 'perfect material'
-"Gosh darn it! How I wish I could be a perfectionist!"
-"Wow. See that girl Nadia over there? She's a perfectionist. She talks the talk and walks the walk and everything. Damn, lemme get her numba."
-If you're a perfectionist, you're just simply awesome."
-"Wow. See that girl Nadia over there? She's a perfectionist. She talks the talk and walks the walk and everything. Damn, lemme get her numba."
-If you're a perfectionist, you're just simply awesome."
by lotioninggmaster September 25, 2009
Get the Perfectionist mug.The most extreme grammar nazi. Will correct you in public to maximize the embarrassment. Takes the literal too literally. Willl most like check this definition for errors.
You spelled the word fallacio wrong and used it in the wrong context - Felipe Kalb the anal perfectionist
by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018
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