Pearl Harbor

When three or more United States Marines gangbang a Japanese chick.

GENERAL: Private VanHorn, why the fuck are you late to formation?
PRIVATE: Sorry sir! Major Propnuts, Captain Silverbars and I were giving Hiroki a Pearl Harbor until 4AM!
GENERAL: Carry on, Private.

by Mustache Cano March 17, 2010

Parallel killer

Someone who kills many people at once

Dave realized that being a parallel killer was much more efficient than being a serial killer.

by Low Bo February 14, 2015

Black Pearl

A piece of advice, truth or shared wisdom that is not always welcome. A bit of brutally honesty.

Black Pearl: You cannot change anyone, unless they’re in diapers.

Black Pearl: You’ll never too much, for someone who can’t get enough of you.

by Mslorilove March 10, 2021

Pearled

Rolling a perfect blunt

She pearled that backwood.

by TrapB June 9, 2018

Celebration Parallax

The phenomenon whereby the exact same set of facts is either celebrated or deplored depending solely on the political bias of the observer.

When a liberal writes that increased immigration is good because it leads to a liberal demographic shift, but then writes that conservatives decrying increased immigration are pushing "replacement theory," that's celebration parallax.

by sensei10 January 31, 2023

feline paralysis

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Pearl jam

Seminal fluid

If you came in here with a black light, you'd find pearl Jam residue coating most of the readily accessible surfaces.

by stfc May 23, 2018