Pedophilophile

A person that is attracted to a pedophile, usually because they are "rugged" and "rebellious".

Henk was starring at the pedophile from the bushes.

The pedophile was getting harassed by the pedophilophile at the park today.

by XeyOiz October 31, 2011

pedophobe

The opposite of a pedophile (depending on your definition). One who is afraid of and/or hates pre-pubescent kids to the point where it interrupts their lives.

The 1st grade teacher was secretly a pedophobe and resigned because he hated his class.

by kmfr November 4, 2010

Peopele

How big your metaphorical pp is!

Summer: “hehe Beth ur peopele smol”

Beth: “no my peopele biggg but Alan doesn’t have one hehe”
Alan: “wtf is a peopele and why don’t I have one???”

by PP succ May 20, 2019

Penophile

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.

A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.

by shyder April 17, 2009

pedophile van

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.

My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

pedophilygamy

Pedophile + polygamy

The act of an adult marrying multiple minors with out divorcing the previous one.

A man who practices pedophilygamy is a pedophilygamist.

Did you see that guy? That's the ninth 14 year old girl he's married this year. He's a total pedophilygamist.

Pedophilygamy is against the law on numerous levels.

by Weskimo33 May 10, 2010

Pedophestiality

The illicit act of committing Pedophilia and Bestiality all at the same time.

Person 1: "Dude, do you know about those Clopper guys who post up disgusting drawings all the time?"

Person 2: "Yeah, they're friggin' EVERYWHERE...why?"

Person 1: "Well, apparently what they do is illegal."

Person 2: "Seriously? But don't they just spam porn of cartoon ponies all over the place?"

Person 1: "...Nope. They actually self-published Pony porn magazines from funding that was supposed to be used for charity."

Person 2: "That's just GROSS, it's like Pedophestiality is their entire world!"

Person 1: "Y'know, I can't tell you how correct you are 'bout that, dude."

by Taargus Margonia April 16, 2014