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peussie

a most unpleasant color; a mixture of Brown and Purple, like a stain or a bruise, somewhat like Puce, but darker and actually smelly
Her name is Princess Peussie, and she's a goddess but why in the world does she die her hair that PEUSSIE color? it's so nasty!!!

Peussie is the color; Peussie is the smell !
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penus

A mispelling of 'penis'.
"lol shut up u big penus"
by Anonymous December 22, 2004
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Penissoccer

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.
"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."
by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011
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Peussie Club

Ten years ago Princess Peussie created the Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hill, PA. Within a week after its opening, it was known as "the house of sin", "the academy of perverts" and run by her secretary, Ms. Mary Mount. Since that time Peussie clubs have been formed throughout the USA, Europe and Japan, notorious for strange rituals, depraved activities and the worship of The Princess and her one gay consort, Jordan Solo Man. Today the clubs are infamous, have gone underground, and thrive in parts of the world. Affiliated with any Peussie Club are the Sarah Palin enema clubs run by Presdient Mojo (originally of the Academy in Chestnut Hill).
"When I realized my husband had been a member of a Peussie Club, I went to the police who just laughed and said that my husband should get a divorce".
Last year around Xmas Time, our local Peussie Club here in Greeley, Colorado had a "Dance Around the Xmas Tree' Party with such highlights as "enema songs", experimental porno films, "Dancing with the Retards", etc. It was closed down by the local sheriff.
Peussie Clubs make Fight Clubs look like kindergarten dildo-tag events!
by RobertJakcson July 1, 2011
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Penuse

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.
Girl: Hey Anderson you have a fucked up cock.

Boy: Yeah I know its a penuse
by SQUIRTY BERTY June 10, 2014
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Penush

Penush - (the act of) when one, among a group of peers or random people, whips out his penis (flaccid or erect) and completely stuns everyone and everything into a complete silence

2. Taking a flaccid penis and "stuffing" it into a vagina or a random hole.

3. A harsh silence inflicted by something sexually shocking.
1. After entering the retirement home, Daniel executed a full out penush. Three people died.

2. She's pretty ugly. I am most likely going to have to penush for awhile and imagine someone hotter...like your sister.

3. A thick, wet, skin-like Penush fell upon the crowd.
by R.H.L. February 2, 2004
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Penissaurus

A term which can be used as an insult I.E calling someone a dick head. Dick head in this sentence could be replaced with penissaurus.
"Man Alex is such a penissaurus I hate him"
by TheLegitDavid April 23, 2014
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