penial abuse

Spanking the monkey.

At the hula, my boyfriend inflicted penial abuse under the picnic bench.

by scrawlberries. January 3, 2009

Penial Fracture

It’s when you break your dick. To fix it they must put a metal rod inside your cock and let it heal from there. :)

“Ah shiiiiiiiit! I just cracked my dick! OW I THINK ITS A PENIAL FRACTURE!

by Patytu October 21, 2019

penial inception

The act of docking but while having a mini double headed dildo inserted into each penis.

Yo bro, lets grab some tacos and get down on some penial inception.

by DockingDuck July 16, 2018

penial implants

The act of getting surgery for the purpose of enlarging the penial organs....peney

i sure could use some penial implantation in my tic-tac

by James January 28, 2004

penial plunge

when setting down to shit and having your cock n' balls fall in the toilet water

when phil sat down he took a penial plunge, it wasn't all bad it did clean up his p chode.

by sandvagina March 17, 2006

penial awakening

The act of consentually waking up to sexual engagement and pleasure.

"I woke up to frodo inside of me. It was the perfect penial awakening I've had all year."

"I woke him/her/them up with some penial awakening."

"Fore play is good, but there nothing like a good penial awakening."

by The Orchid Boyz February 3, 2018

penial farm

a controlled area, usually a penitentiary, that is widely known to inhabit only males who seek sexual dominance over other males

Man my ass sure does feel different after being released from the penial farm.

by Trey Eezy December 8, 2016