Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."
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Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.
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1. a pendulum device named after the French physicist Léon Foucault, used to demonstrate the rotation of the Earth.
2. an extremely complicated novel by Umberto Ecco, first published in 1988. Persons successfully reading this book should be given a badge of merit.
2. an extremely complicated novel by Umberto Ecco, first published in 1988. Persons successfully reading this book should be given a badge of merit.
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Did you really read all of "Foucault's Pendulum"'
Rod Stiffy: 'Yessirree, I did.'
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Wow, you should get a badge or a medal or something.'
Rod Stiffy: 'Yessirree, I did.'
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Wow, you should get a badge or a medal or something.'
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
Get the Foucault's pendulum mug.Pendulum are an electronic drum n bass group originally hailing from Perth, AUSTRALIA. In 2003, they relocated to the United Kingdom.
The group is comprised of Rob Swire (Anscenic), Gareth McGrillen (Speed) and Paul Harding (el hornet).
In 2005, Pendulum released the debut album 'Hold Your Colour'. The album is one of the best selling drum n bass albums of all time.
The group is comprised of Rob Swire (Anscenic), Gareth McGrillen (Speed) and Paul Harding (el hornet).
In 2005, Pendulum released the debut album 'Hold Your Colour'. The album is one of the best selling drum n bass albums of all time.
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Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.
by Shannon A. March 4, 2008
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Hey son I got a crap in my ass the size of a donkey!
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?
by captain keys November 16, 2006
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Wow those twins have been hanging out in your room a lot lately whats the deal? What can I say, they can't get enough of the Carolina Pendulum.
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