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Penalty pastry

The worst form of Latino punishment. Its given you those who are bad and it could be filled with anything bad like paint, crayons, or even razor blades. If you refuse to eat it people are legally allowed to hit you in the face as hard as they want for up to eight years.
Maxwell if you don't start behaving well will give you a penalty pastry
by Real-person October 17, 2018
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do not remove under penalty of law

A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?
Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.
by DiogoAttitude January 21, 2016
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Stonewall Penalty

In football, where an unambigous foul is committed in the penalty area. The prefix 'Stonewall' is used to highlight the obvious nature of the incident; stonewall being a particular type of wall used throughout Scottish highlands and other mountainous regions as they are really obvious and nobody ever walks into them, ever. Except the occasional rambling referee.
"The referee has walked right into that one! He must have been swayed by the fans here at Old Trafford. The player has been hacked down at the waist by a flying scissor kick just outside the six yard box but the ball has not been touched. That was a stonewall penalty."
by Jeff Stelling April 25, 2007
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Penalty for Argentina

A term used to mock/make fun of the amount of penalties given to Argentina in the FIFA 2022 QATAR WORLD CUP
*Messi gets lightly tapped’
Referee: Penalty for Argentina!
by oldsoldgoldnold March 19, 2023
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penalty box

a) where you don`t want to be when playing hockey
b) a synonym used to define a prison or a mental health institution when speaking to extremely small children.
under definition, if you hang out with the wrong crowd, you`ll some day end up in the penalty box.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma February 18, 2015
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Spanish Penalty

It is one where the attacker goes into the defender - who does not get the ball - and the contact puts him over.
"I thought it (the penalty) was soft if I am being honest," Brendan Rodgers told Sky Sports News. "I would call that a Spanish penalty."
by lee0741 January 13, 2014
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penalty phase

The predictable 12-16 hour after-mexican-food, high-activity bathroom period, during which an asshole transplant becomes a serious consideration.
oh no! here it comes. it's been brewin' since last nite... burritos'n beers penalty phase imminent...LIQUID BROWN ALERT!
by YAWA January 5, 2020
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