Pedocrat

A pedophile that has been brainwashed by progressive liberal propaganda, rendering their thought processes incoherent and void of anything except for socialism and pedophile intentions.

"Dang, Matt! Did you see Creepy Joe try to make a move on that girl? What a pedocrat!"

by Josh J. Hsoj December 23, 2019

Pedocrab

A person that kind of reminds you of a pedophile crab. Always snipping around. just having one slice of pizza etc.

Man that pedocrab can't kick it through the big sticks from 40 meters out. There is no way!!

by BCOMM August 13, 2021

pedocrush

When someone "has a crush" on someone younger/thinks someone younger than thenselves is hot - this is not the typical 50-year-old man likes 5-year-old girl thing. The word can be used when somebody fancies someone some years younger or when a grown-up or just older person fancies a child star in a movie etc.

"Omg, I totally have a pedocrush on that kid from Charlie and the Chocolate factory!"

"I know he is only 16, but I totally have a pedocrush on him!"

by Flue December 16, 2007

pedocycler

A pedophile who rides around on a bicycle near elementary and high schools and stares at young children.

Here comes a pedocycler, hide the children!!!

Fuck look at that dirty pedocycler biking around looking for kids.

by Max Flow April 18, 2008

Pedoconvention

A once a year celebration in which pedophiles get together without being judged by the public. They usually share stories and just have a good time.

Fred: Hey Bill are you going to the pedoconvention.

Bill: Get away from me!

by TheNinjaBreadMan November 11, 2009

Pedocide

From ancient Greek, designs the murder of a child.

I was watching the TV and the guy presenting the news talking about an awful story including a pedocide.

by TheYoGirl October 27, 2017

Pedocest

Sexual interaction with an underage relative.

"I've slept with my sister."
"Isn't she 12?"
"Pedocest is so hot."

by desolateexistance July 6, 2009