pelafustan

a nobody, someone that has nothing, and likes to talk a lot

you are nothing but a pelafustan

by truncado February 4, 2016

mental-plaque

Shit that builds up in one's head as a result of daily living and experience.

Mental tartar.

I need some mental-floss, there's just too much shit clogging my head.

Did you let the dog out? Uhh, I don't know.

by s6 July 19, 2005

Peladophobia

Someone who has a fear of bald people

i have Peladophobia! o know! Help! Gasp!

by dipshit bitch June 11, 2006

picking the plaque

When picking, or scratching, the plaque off of one's teeth to clean one's teeth of bacteria. This is usually done when one feels bumpy stuff on his/her teeth which is plaque or when one cannot brush one's teeth properly.

There are a few ways to do it:

1. Going to the dentist every 6 months.
2. Using one's nail to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
3. Using a sharp object of some sort to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
4. Any other way one would like.

One : Hey your teeth have gotten whiter, lately.
Two : Yeah! I've been picking the plaque everyday!
One : Wow! That's nice. My dentist doesn't even do that for me because he's so cheap.
Two : It's a lot better doing it yourself because it's more reliable and it's a free daily ticket to white teeth!

by Choysen July 25, 2010

Pelayo

spanish descendents located mostly in Guadalajara or some other parts of jalisco, not really a common name, they are hard workers and idea people, they like to manage big businesses and to control people, are also famous for a televion program.

audience: Sube pelayo sube, sube pelayo sube !!!!!!!

by mexicanpapacito May 20, 2009

Plaque Conspiracy

Humorous justification for one's lack of teeth or dental health.

Teeth are for gay people, that's why they're collected by fairies. Don't believe me? That's the plaque conspiracy.

by SlowAsBalls2 April 2, 2010

peaquake

when you take the lid off a tv dinner and the peas have rolled into every compartment, undermining the integrity of compartmentalization by peaquake. happens as a result of 'plates' shifting. the same occurance can be observed with corn, but due to their unspherical form and tectonic characteristic the corns are rarely as globalized throughout the tray.

oh great. peaquake. there are peas in my apple compote. there are peas in my macaroni. there are peas in my brownie sponge. fucking peas.

by ThUnDa-BeAtzZ August 30, 2011