Pekin

Pekin is a town of about 30,000 people located in central Illinois.
The river is always flooding and it generally smells like fish.
Life in Pekin is rather mediocre.

Me: I live in Pekin!
Stranger: Ew that town smells like fish!

by Mollisaurus April 24, 2013

peking noodle

When one's penis is sticking through the hole in one's underpants. This is usually seen with boxer shorts.

When Jimmy took his pants off before basketball practice he was embarrassed when Frankie told him he had a peking noodle.

by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005

peking duck

i was reading the two definitions above

just to clarify what peking duck is on a very basic level

peking duck is a wrap of duck with the best sweet sour sauce in it
you don't wanna breakfast wrap anymore if you ever try peking duck at any decent Chinese restaurant (buffets don't count)

guy-babe, you wanna a bite of my peking duck?
girl-yea, sure
guy-flash me first

by Duck Peking December 29, 2007

Peking Cheek

When you spot an Asian person who may be sitting to where their ass is hanging out.

" I can totally see Lucy Liu's peking cheek right now!"

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009

Peking Duck

1. A delicious Chinese duck dish served with plum sauce wrapped in a thin wafer like paper bread.

2. One who attempts to take a subtle look at a female's breasts or behind without being noticed.

3. You attempt to look at something without moving your head; only darting your eyes to the object of interest.

1. The man was on a date with his girlfriend and the attractive waitress bent over. He quickly looked at his girlfriend to make sure she wasn't watching then quickly darted his eyes, Peking Duck like, towards the waitresses behind.

2. He was sitting at the footy and in front of him was a very busty girl. He would constantly look down, not moving his head but only his eyes, much like a Peking Duck, to catch a glimpse of the magnificent mammories.

by bigfev December 29, 2009

Pekingese Head

A disparaging epithet used to describe a person whose hair is poufed-out and cascading on the sides while their face looks like it‘s been flattened by a two-by-four.

That poor thing definitely has a bad case of Pekingese Head.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Peking Tortoise

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

by shane_r April 10, 2009