perry the platypus

semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. doobie doobie doo da

Curse you perry the platypus!!!

by supaninja123456789 September 25, 2011

Fruity Perry

Bacardi + Lilt =one tasty shot

mmm that was one nice Fruity Perry

by fruity and perry September 26, 2010

The Band Perry

A country group that are siblings. Two guys, and one girl that has frizzy-like messy hair.

Dude, I like The Band Perry!

by Estaban Frereicho July 18, 2011

Joe Perry

The lead guitarist for Aerosmith. Known for playing guitar solos behind his back, usage of the slide guitar, and beating his guitar with his shirt. He is cooler than thou, has long black hair, and plays guitar very freestyle, yet is a highly skilled and respected musician. He provides backup vocals to Aerosmith and even sings lead vocals sometimes. In the 1970s, he and Steven Tyler were known as the Toxic Twins for their legendary drug abuse. Today, he is sober and spends his time making music and enjoying life with his family.

Damn, I wish I could be like Joe Perry. Making millions of dollars playing guitar and attracting all the ladies.

by acb May 13, 2007

Tony Perry

Guitarist in the post-hardcore band Pierce the Veil, they dubbed the name Mexicore to describe their music style in the beginning of their career.
Loves turtles and Star Wars and has tattoos of both. Neck to foot tattooed but rocks it well.
An amazing guy who only deserves the best.
Currently head over heals for Erin Aschow. 🐒❤🐢

Have you seen Tony Perry in the new Piece the Veil video?! Damn, that's a fine turtle!

by monkeyoftheyear January 5, 2015

ben perry

a chad who only wears sweat pants and the same hoodie everyday. doesn’t wear deodorant and smells bad. has no emotion and is thicc af. total beta male.

you’re acting like a real ben perry right now!

by deeeznuts69 January 7, 2020

Peer Pressure

A disease pandemic that spreads across most schools and even work places. This crippling disease has the power to turn people from leaders into mind controlled sheep. This can ruin the lives of whoever is infected making them commit to actions they don't want to partake in. It is best to stay away from these types of people as the disease can spread onto unsuspecting victims. People infected with this disease will try to encourage healthy individuals to participate in unhealthy activities that will only hinder their development, including doing drugs, crime, unprotected sex, and many more disastrous activities. There is no cure, however, it can be treated over time and eventually go away with enough proper treatment. A person can be immune to this disease, meaning that s/he has enough self confidence to not be persuaded by the infected. These people will most likely lead successful lives and not end up like the worthless pieces of shit around them.

Symptoms of Peer Pressure:
inferiority complex
loss of individuality
is a pushover
having a lot of fake friends
drug problems
STD's from sex
having weak morals
desire to fit in
fear of being different
acting like an ass toward the uninfected

Treatment for Peer Pressure:
simply saying no
hanging out with the right crowd
practicing having strong morals
practicing confidence
developing meaningful friendships
staying away from the infected

Infected: "Hey you wanna smoke this blunt?"
Immune person: "No thanks, I'm good."
Infected: "Oh come on, if you don't smoke this then everyone will think you're a loser
Immune person: "Look, I don't want end up being a worthless piece of shit like yourself."
Infected: "Dude stop being such a pussy and smoke this blunt."
Immune person: "I SAID I DON'T WANT TO YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!"
Infected: "Ok geez fine, have fun being an outcast." (walks away with infected friends)

by Dubiks August 13, 2018